Hurl a roque mallet at ‘The Shining’ this weekend

After a few years of hiding my eyes during the bathroom scene in Room 237/217, I decided to confront my fear of The Shining by digesting it in book form. I can vaguely recall a feeling from when I was a kid, a comforting reassurance after reading the story behind a frightening movie. There’s something about the depth of knowledge you gain about the characters and setting in a novel that offsets the shock potential of cinema. By the end of a scary book I sometimes feel more satisfied in my curiosities, more secure about the subjectivity of the images in the story, than if I had just seen the film.

This phenomenon has happened for me again with The Shining: I do feel a little bit better knowing where the scary lady in the bathtub came from after reading the book — a little (tiny) bit better. There is also the theory that reading a book freaks you out more because the images you generate about the story are from your own subconscious, but as much as I like to think that I have a deep disturbed mind (and as much as I am a devoted fan), I’ll take my subconscious any day over Stanley Kubrick’s.

The book definitely got under my skin in its own way, creating a lower hum of fear compared to a month of darting around my apartment afraid of the dark after first seeing the film. Overall it was really a sad story, but it inhabited such a specific exploration of sadness and terror that it persuaded me to commune with supernatural horrors in its pages.

Instead of comparing the book and the film, I’ll assume that many of my gentle readers have seen Kubrick’s adaptation of the story (1980) and haven’t read Stephen King’s novel (1977), or viewed King’s more closely overseen, (and vastly unacclaimed) version of the story for miniseries (1997). With this in mind, I’ll just offer you some tips in case you want to take a stab — or hurl a roque mallet — at The Shining.

Ten Tips for successfully reading The Shining without undue duress:

  1. Make peace with your entire family before you even click on the Amazon link. I mean everyone, even distant cousins.
  2. Give up alcohol, but particularly gin, a few days before starting to read.
  3. If it’s your job to give medicine to a spouse, pet, or child, take a deep breath and start thinking of ways to say ‘Come out and take your medicine’ without, erm, saying that.
  4. If you’re a once-successful writer whose fallen on hard times, or an academic in a particularly deep career rut, choose a different book.
  5. Resign yourself early on to the fact that the book is different from the movie. ‘All work and no play…’ — not part of the book. I spent a lot of time trying to guess what would happen next based on the movie, and it’s really not worth it. You can go forward with the ‘This can’t be good..’ prediction instead.
  6. Just leave the bathroom door open for the duration of your time with this book. It’s better than getting stuck in the same room with a scary bathtub and no way out. Your family/friends/roommates/co-workers will absolutely understand.
  7. Prepare for some sociological issues with the ghosts — they’re racist, sexist, and classist, total bigots. There are many passages of the book that are scary for reasons other than blood.
  8. Prepare to love Jack Torrance. He’s one part sympathetic and two parts terrifying, but he’s definitely someone I still wished I could help all the way through the final pages of the book.
  9. Just leave your furnace alone. It does NOT need to be adjusted.
  10. Sleep with a blankie and the lights on.

That should help you get started, and maybe you’ll have some things to add. Post any tips you’d like to share in the comments below. And if you’re in Chicago, this is a great week for Kubrick fans at the Music Box Theatre.

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9 Responses to “Hurl a roque mallet at ‘The Shining’ this weekend”

  1. Nancy Giere Says:

    Thanks for the tips. I barely have the strength to watch the movie.

  2. Annie Says:

    Hi Nancy, thanks for checking out my post! I’m going to see this on the big screen this weekend and I’m a tiny bit apprehensive — I might be sleeping with the lights on for a while. I enjoy these things for reasons related to my work, but they definitely get under my skin too.

  3. Dora Says:

    Annie, I love how you write. You kept me interested throughout the whole post. I have not seen the movie or read the book. After what you wrote…I don’t think I ever will. I got scared just reading your 10 tips for successfully reading The Shining without undue duress. Definitely not my kind of book or movie. I am a scary cat for horror movies. I saw “Deliverance” (I am sure you saw it) long time ago and spent the whole time under my coat peaking out. And what I loved about your post is that I was reading it to my partner and her daughter who both saw the movie and read the book and it took them to a long conversation about which (movie/book) they liked better and which was freakier. After all their comments on top of yours, I am positive that I do not want to see it. Thanks!

  4. Dora Says:

    Annie, I love how you write. You kept me interested throughout the whole post. I have not seen the movie or read the book. After what you wrote…I don’t think I ever will. I got scared just reading your 10 tips for successfully reading The Shining without undue duress. Definitely not my kind of book or movie. I am a scary cat for horror movies. I saw “Deliverance” (I am sure you saw it) long time ago and spent the whole time under my coat peaking out. And what I loved about your post is that I was reading it to my partner and her daughter who both saw the movie and read the book and it took them to a long conversation about which (movie/book) they liked better and which was freakier. After all their comments on top of yours, I am positive that I do not want to see it. Thanks!

  5. Dora Says:

    Sorry Annie, it wasn’t loading so re-sent it and now you have it twice.

  6. Katherine Kean Says:

    Hi Annie,

    I really enjoyed your tips for reading “The Shining”. They gave me a chuckle - although I don’t know if you meant them to be funny. Either way, I will keep them in mind!

  7. Annie Says:

    Kathryn & Dora - Thanks so much for your comments!

    Dora: I’m glad you enjoyed the post, so interesting that it sparked a conversation at home. I just saw the movie on the big screen again this weekend and it was so different from how I remembered it — I think I mixed in pieces of the book with my memory of the film. I’m a scaredy cat myself and pulled my jacket up around my face for an entire 5-minute scene so I wouldn’t have to watch!

    Katherine: Definitely intended to give you a laugh so I’m glad it did. With some of them I was being more serious, and in any case I think some things walk the line of sad/funny/scary. Thanks again for checking it out!

  8. Allan Cun Says:

    Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining, quite possibly the scariest movie ever. The movie follows a writer (Jack Nicholson) and his family who agree to watch over a hotel while it is closed for the winter.

  9. EDMUNDO Says:

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